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Monday, May 16, 2011

Alcoholics Guide To Dating


I am thinking about adopting a plant and a pet. I think my roommate wants a dog, but I know that I am not exactly ready for a dog yet, even though that pains me to say. I’ve always wanted a dog. Having a dog is like a dream of mine, but for now, I’ll settle for a cat. Not that I don't appreciate cats, because I love them too, and I need a pet that is independent because of my busy schedule.

There are several reasons that I think are good reasons why I want a pet, no matter what anyone else says. I am looking for an animal companion. Even though my family and friends are around me, and I love them to death, I want to pour my love into something other than a human. I know that it sounds strange, but I need a break from the everyday stress and drama.

For some time, I have been following the alcoholics guide to dating. So here is the plan: After rehab (or whatever recovering situation), buy a plant and if you can keep it alive for one year, then adopt-a-pet and commit to keep it safe, happy, alive and well (and not dump it off at a shelter) for at least two years, or you can do both at the same time, then if everything is alive and well after two years, it’s ok to date again. I have attempted to follow this plan two to three times already, and it have fell through for different reasons. But this time, I am hoping to be able to commit to it successfully. Anyways, I hope to start the plan in early-to-mid June. Hopefully, we’ll see.

-KO